Even Distribution

When I drink a drink,
I use not one straw,
but two.
For even distribution...
into both my cheeks.
As well...
it's just fun.
Giggle.

Window of Opportunity

I am part Russian, part German, and a little part Dutch. So, when I sleep at night I keep my right eye on myself. Seriously, I would watch out for me... I am a dangerous combination. Playfully Winking.

And for those enjoying Self Pleasures... the mirror when not sleeping is my very own Window of Opportunity. Fun!

Theme Song to My Self

Low Five

I am sooo... bringing it back.
And, I won't pull away... I won't pull away.

Lemon Meringue Pie

I am known for my lemon meringue pie. It's all the extra love that goes into its' preparation... for real.