I almost killed a rabbit...

I almost killed a rabbit in the name of a single toilet stall. I was first in line waiting for a stall to open up when an acquaintance/friend lined up behind me. We were in that in between phase. I trust that there's no word for it because it's a courtship of deciding what it will be. Back to my story... I look to him with a look in my eye, a look that if you know me spells playful trouble. I explain to him that whichever stall opens up I am going to take it as I am first in line. As I don't believe a single toilet stall is neither male or female. But if I take the "male" single toilet stall I will put the seat back to the up position out of respect for the sign posted on the door. The door to the "female" single toilet stall opens up, he grabs me whipping in front of me to steal this stall. Although I am not a violent woman, I am originally a farm girl and can hold my own especially when it comes to a situation such as this... my truths. I body slam him with all of my 5 foot almost 2 inches and there just happens to be a chess board protruding and... I almost killed a rabbit in the name of a single toilet stall.