My Blankie

This is one of the first blankets my mom crocheted for me. I keep it in my car. Safety First! One never knows when one will need a blanket. Have you been to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada in the winters? Seriously. And your car breaks down. Seriously.

But it's overall use is for those times when I take myself on a date to the movies. It's cozy, comfortable and keeps me warm. And on occasion when I invite a friend or two along I offer to share it. Take myself on a date? Yes, this happens regularly in my life. Why? Because... if you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone. And wooing myself in this way guarantees that at the end of the night I am going to give myself some. Some? You know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I truly feel we could heal this world through masterbation. But this is a topic for Self Pleasures.